Songs with Ladies Names
As a public service, I'd like to come up with a list of songs which feature lady's names. That way, all the romeos in the world can check the list and know how to impress the women in their lives
For this list, e-mail me title and artists here, including what name or e-mail address you'd like me to post with your suggestion. I'll post all the ones I receive, including my assessment of the chance these songs have of impressing a woman.
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Name |
Title and Artist |
Will it Impress? |
From |
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Alice |
Alice's Restaurant, Arlo Gutherie |
It's a folk classic! I don't know the words, though, so I don't know if it will impress a lady or not. |
Rich D. |
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Allison |
Allison, Elvis Costello Allison Road, Gin Blossoms Allison's Starting to Happen, Leamonheads |
Avoid the address, go with Elvis (Costello). Though ME says that the Leamonheads' tune is a perfect second date song... |
MJ, MJ, ME |
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Amanda |
Amanda, Boston |
A pretty good one, very romantic - plus rockin' guitars. |
MJ |
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Amy |
Amy, Pure Prairie League |
Fairly romantic tome, though it's hard to make someone feel good towards you by twanging, "Amy, what you gonna do?" |
MJ |
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Angela |
Angie, Rolling Stones Mambo #5, Lou Bega Angie, Helen Ready |
Rolling Stones: unlikely. Mick is singing about breaking up with Angie, after all. I don't know the Helen Ready song, though... |
MJ MJ Henry L. |
| Ann | Annie Get Your Gun, Squeeze Annie's Song, John Denver. |
Squeeze is not very romantic, but a great song. Give it a try. John Denver's song is good if the folk vibe is palatable to your ears. | Hal H. Rich D. |
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Arizona |
Arizona, Mark Lindsay |
I don't know the song, but if you find a woman named Arizona, she should be awfully impressed you have researched this song for her. |
Rich D. |
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Athena |
Athena, The Who |
No, no, no. Well, maybe if you sing just the title word over and over again and don't play the actual song. |
MJ |
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Aubrey |
Aubrey, Bread |
I don't know the song, so use at your own risk |
Rich D. |
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Barbara Ann |
Barbara Ann, Beach Boys |
Sure, why not? I mean, it's a classic, even though most people think they're saying, "Barber Ran." |
MJ |
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Bernadette |
Bernadette, The Four Tops |
The song didn't manage to make the name popular, so user beware. |
Henry L. |
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Billie Jean |
Billie Jean, Michael Jackson |
Maybe. I don't find it very romantic, but at least the kids can dance to it. |
MJ |
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Blue Jean |
Blue Jean, David Bowie |
Is anyone really named Blue Jean? I didn't think so. |
MJ |
| Brandy | Brandy by Looking Glass | Absolutely. It's a fabulous song and very romantic, a woman pining for her sea-faring love. AND, I'm terribly embarrassed I didn't think of it myself. | Mike K. |
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Brenda |
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, Billy Joel Brenda, The Embers |
Billy Joel's is good song about a bad relationship. Don't use it for courtship unless the woman really likes pasta. I don't know about the Embers. |
MJ David G. |
| Candy | Candy Says, the Velvet Underground | It probably requires the right woman. | ME |
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Carmen |
Carmen (the Opera), ?? They Don't Sing Like Carmen No More, Jimmy Buffett |
Depends on the lady's taste. The Opera will appeal to some, and Jimmy Buffett will work for female Parrotheads. |
MJ |
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Caroline |
Sweet Caroline, Neil Diamond Carrie Anne, The Hollies Carrie Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Cliff Richards |
To Neil Diamond: Yup, absolutely. A classic. I don't know about Carrie Anne, but be sure to check the lady's middle name before trying. And I also can't vouch for the Cliff Richards tune |
MJ Henry L. Kathy E. |
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Cecilia |
Cecilia, Simon and Garfunkel |
Not a good idea. "When I come back to bed, someone's taken my place," is not romantic. |
MJ |
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Chaka Khan |
I Feel for You, Chaka Khan |
What, you think there's no one else named Chaka Khan out there? |
MJ |
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Charlotte |
Charlotte Sometimes, The Cure |
It's nice, moody, and the words are indecipherable, so sure, go ahead. |
MJ |
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Chere |
Oh, Chere (Sherri?), Steve Perry |
Yeah, why not. Once you get past the, "I shoulda been gone" bits at the end, it's pretty endearing. |
MJ |
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Cheryl |
Cheryl, Bob Lind |
No idea; Try it if you like. |
Henry L. |
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Christian |
Sister Christian, Night Ranger |
The perfect song to impress motorin' girls named after popular religions. |
Rich D. |
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Christine |
Christy Lee, Billy Joel |
This is a tough call, but I'd say no. The Christy Lee in the song isn't the type of woman you'd take home to Mama. |
MJ |
| Claudia | Claudia, The View | ME says it's a pretty song. | ME |
| Corrina | Corrina Corrina, Bob Dylan | A classic if you like Dylan and if you find someone called Corrina she'll probably be named after the song | ME |
| Daisy Jane | Daisy Jane, America | I don't know the song, but at least if she's a blond headed woman you can always fall back on "Sister Golden Hair." | Rich D. |
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Delilah |
Fire, Bruce Springsteen (and others) Samson & Delilah, Saint Sans |
You can't go too wrong with Fire, and the classical tunes will appeal to others. So you're in good shape with Delilah, if you can find her. |
MJ |
| Denise | Randy and the Rainbows | A doo-wop classic, for that doo-wop darling out there. | David G. |
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Diane |
Jack and Diane, John Mellencamp |
Only if the lady in question still wears Bobbi Brooke's Jeans. |
MJ |
| Domino | Domino, Van Morrison | Oh, Domino! It's a cryptic song, but it's easy on the ears and great to dance to; I give it an 87. | Rich D. |
| Donna | Oh Donna, Richie Valens | The way Richie's voice nearly breaks will break anyone's heart. | David G. |
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Eileen |
Come on Eileen, Dexy's Midnight Runners |
I think so. I mean, the only happier, bouncy song out there is "Walking on Sunshine." A friend of a friend named Eileen has told me she hates this song, though, because everyone she meets starts singing it to her, so use with caution. |
MJ |
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Eleanor |
Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles |
I'd say no. You don't want to tell a woman she keeps her face in a jar by the door. |
MJ |
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Elise |
Für Elise, Ludwig von Beethoven |
No words to interrupt the message; a keeper. I mean, if you can't impress a woman with a lovely song like that, it's just not gonna happen. |
MJ |
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Elvira |
Elvira Madigan, Wolfgang Amandeus Mozert Elvira, Oak Ridge Boys |
When faced with a choice like this, always go with the little boy from Salzburg. |
MJ |
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Elizabeth |
Beth, Kiss |
Probably only good if you are a rock star and are spending too much time in the studio. |
MJ |
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Erica |
Mambo #5, Lou Bega |
I think so. I mean, the only happier, bouncy songs out there is, "Walking on Sunshine" and "Come on Eileen." If you're the demure type of man, though, this song might be a shade too erotic for ya. |
MJ |
| Evageline | Evageline, Mathew Sweet | I don't know. If you're a Mathew Sweet fan, I'll let you decide for yourself. | Hal H. |
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Faleena |
Faleena, Marty Robbins |
See comments about "Arizona," above. |
Rich D. |
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Frankie |
Frankie and Johnny, Many Artists |
Yeah, why not... |
MJ |
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Gloria |
Gloria, Laura Branigan |
Yeah, why not... |
MJ |
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Guinevere |
Guinevere, CSN |
Only if the lady in question has green eyes. |
MJ |
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Henrietta |
Henrietta, The Fratellis |
Good song, pretty name. |
ME |
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Jane |
Jane, Jefferson Starship Games without Frontiers, Peter Garbiel Happy Birthday, Jane, The Enemy |
Absolutely (to Startship)! No, it's not too romantic, but it's a great song. For Peter Gabriel, you'll have to take your own chances, I can't decide. Finally, if it's Jane's birthday, you know what to do. |
MJ Pat G. ME |
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Janet |
Planet Schmanet, Janet - The Rocky Horror Picture Show Dammit, Janet - The Rocky Horror Picture Show |
Good songs, sure, but the words, "Schmanet" and "Dammit" really don't have the romantic quality I'd feel comfortable recommending. |
Rich D. |
| Jean | Little Jeanie, Elton John Jean, Oliver |
The Elton John song is sweet, and the "I want you to be my acrobat," line definitely gets the point across. As to the Oliver song, I hear it's a beautiful song, simply the best - from a man who's wife's name is Jean. | MJ Henry L. |
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Jessica |
Mambo #5, Lou Bega |
I think so. I mean, the only happier, bouncy songs out there is, "Walking on Sunshine" and "Come on Eileen." If you're the demure type of man, though, this song might be a shade too erotic for ya. |
MJ |
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Jennifer |
867-5309 (Jenny), Tommy Tutone Jenny - Gordon Lightfoot Jennifer Juniper - Donovan |
No, probably not for Tommy Tutone. It's a great song, but you don't want to tell a woman you got her phone number from a bathroom wall. I don't know about the Lightfoot or Donovan songs. |
MJ Henry L. Jennifer W. |
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Joey |
Joey, Concrete Blond |
Yeah, why not... |
MJ |
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Jolene |
Jolene, Dolly Parton |
No. I mean, Jolene is stealing Dolly's man away - really bad karma. |
MJ |
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Josephine |
Josephine, Terrorvision |
Good for a rock chick with a bit of imagination. |
ME |
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Judy |
Suite Judy Blue Eyes, CSN |
I guess so; I don't remember them saying Judy in the whole song... |
MJ |
| Julia | Julia, The Beatles | "So I sing a song of love, Julia," my my. This song is solid gold, romantically speaking. | Hal H. |
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Juliet |
Fire, Bruce Springsteen and others |
Sure. "When we kiss, fire," is a nice thing to say. |
MJ |
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Kathy |
Kathy's Waltz, Dave Brubeck Quartet Kathy's Song, Simon & Garfunkel What Katy Did Next, Babyshambles |
Yes to both. Dave Brubeck's waltz has no words, so not chance of being offensive, and it's a sweet melody. And Simon and Garfunkel harmonizing is romantic no matter what words they're singing. For Katy, it may work, but it's a long shot. Kate Moss might like it. |
Rich D., ME |
| Kayleigh | Kayleigh, Marillion | Well, it's sort of an autopsy of a failed relationship, but it's such a beautiful song I'd say go for it. After all, finding a woman named Kayleigh is the hard part. Thanx for this on, Hal; I'd forgotten about it for too long. | Hal H. |
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Kelly |
The Kelly Song, Woody Harrelson |
I think so. It'd be good for a laugh anyhow. |
MJ |
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Kristie |
Kristie, Bobby Vinton |
No idea. |
Henry L |
| Laura | Laura, Billy Joel Think of Laura, Christopher Cross |
I'd say no to both. The first is a nice song, but using Billy Joel's only deployment of the F-Bomb to impress a woman might not work. In the other, she's dead, dude! | MJ |
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Leah |
Ah! Leah! Donnie Iris |
Sure. He does say Leah is looking, "better than a body has a right to." |
MJ |
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Lena |
All for Lena, Billy Joel |
No; more unhealthy relationship music from Mr. Joel. |
MJ |
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Leyla |
Leyla, Derek and the Dominos |
Well, it's not quite romantic, but it's pretty powerful all the same. |
MJ |
| Lil | Rocky Raccoon, the Beatles | Not much romantically, I'm afraid, but a nice song for the special lady named McGill, who calls herself Lil, but everyone knows as Nancy. | Hal H. |
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Linda |
Go Down Easy, Dan Fogelberg Looking for Linda, Hue & Cry |
For the Dan F. song, probably not; the song starts with, "Linda lost a lover / in the early part of autumn." For Hue & Cry, ME says it's an eighties classic. |
MJ ME |
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Lisa |
Lisa, Jesse Coulter |
No recommendation available. |
Henry L. |
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Lola |
Lola, The Kinks Copacabana, Barry Manilow |
No way, Romeo! "I know what I am and man I'm a man and so's Lola?" Just say no. Copacabana's better, but things don't turn out so well in that song, either. |
MJ Hal H. |
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Lois Lane |
Pocket Full of Kryptonite, Spin Doctors |
If you know a woman named Lois Lane, unless you're Superman you're in big trouble. This song won't improve your chances at all. |
MJ |
| Louise | Louise, Human League | I don't know the song, but at least someone is looking out for women named after their Granfather Lou. | Kathy E. |
| Lorraine | Lorraine, Bad Manners | Give it a go. | ME |
| Lotte | Games without Frontiers, Peter Gabriel | You'll have to figure it out for yourself; I can't decide. | Pat G. |
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Lucille / Lucy |
Lucille, Chuck Berry Lucille, Kenny Rogers Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, The Beatles When Lucy's Down, Kingmaker |
Neither Lucille song is exactly romantic. For the Beatles, depends on the strength of the drugs you are ingesting. Finally, the Kingmaker song let's you show your empathetic side in the form of loud guitars |
David G. MJ ME |
| Mandy | Mandy, Barry Manilow | Especially helpful when dating Mandy Moore. | Hal H. |
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Maria (Mary) |
Ave Maria, Schubert (and others) My Beautiful Maria, Antonio Banderas Mambo #5, Lou Bega My Maria, Brooks and Dunn Mary, The Subways I Just Met a Girl Named Maria |
Stick with Ave Maria. It's a classic. |
MJ Hal H. ME Robin & Robbie Bruncher |
| Margaret | Maggie May, The Beatles Maggie Mae, Rod Stewart |
The Beatles, no. Stay away from songs that include, "My dirty, no good, lovin' {woman's name}." The Rod Stewart song is a classic, true, but unless you really want to emphasize the damage a woman did to your bed, it's probably not a good idea. | Henry L. Mike K. |
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Mariah |
They Call the Wind Mariah, the musical "Paint your Wagon" |
Hmm... I guess it's not a bad force of weather to compare a woman to; better than the Scorpion's "Rock you Like a Hurricane." |
MJ |
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Martha |
Martha, My Dear, The Beatles Martha's Harbour, All About Eve |
Absolutely for the Beatles; it's a sweet song. ME says the All About Eve is also wonderful. |
MJ, ME |
| Mary Anne (or Marianne) | Mary Anne, Marshall Crenshaw Marianne, Terry Gilkyson & the Easy Riders (1957) The Blizzard, Jim Reeves (1964) So Long Marianne, Leonard Cohen |
Well of these four, I'd recommend the Terry Gilkyson & the Easy Riders song. At least it's about a boy who's interested in a girl; The Blizzard is guys freezing in a blizzard and Leonard Cohen is parting ways with Marianne. | Hal H. Mary Anne Landers Mary Anne Landers MJ |
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Mary Jane |
Mary Jane, Alanis Morrsette Mary Jane, Spin Doctors |
Neither are that romantic. |
MJ |
| Mary Lee | Mary Lee, The Rainbows | No idea; I've never heard it. | David G. |
| Mary Lou | Hello, Mary Lou - Ricky Nelson | Well, the Mary Lou in the song doesn't sound so sweet ("Hello, Mary Lou / Goodbye Heart."). So, I'd say probably not. | Mike K. |
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Mathilda |
Waltzing Mathilda, Every Single Aussie in the World |
Sure, especially if she's Australian. |
MJ |
| McGill | Rocky Raccoon, the Beatles | Not much romantically, I'm afraid, but a nice song for the special lady named McGill, who calls herself Lil, but everyone knows as Nancy. | Hal H. |
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Melissa |
Melissa, Almond Brothers Band |
"Sweet Melissa" is all you need to know. |
MJ |
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Melody |
In the Mood, Robert Plant |
Depends on the woman. She may find the line, "I'm in the mood for a Melody" funny, but I wouldn't count on it. |
MJ |
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Melanie |
Melanie, Weird Al Yankovich |
Not if it were the last song on Earth. Songs about stalkers and stalkees are not romantic. |
MJ |
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Michelle |
Michelle (my Belle), The Beatles |
Excellent! Almost worth finding a woman named Michelle so you can sing this song to her. |
MJ |
| Molly | Good Golly, Miss Molly Ob La Di, Ob La Da, The Beatles Molly's Chamber, Kings of Leon |
Neither of the first two is really that romantic, but the singer is certainly impressed by Molly in each case. ME says the third is a good tune. | Luster G. Hal H. ME |
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Mona Lisa |
Mona Lisa, Nat King Cole (?) Mona Lisa, the Galactic Cowboys |
Perfect for the woman who smiles at everything. |
MJ Luster G. |
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Monica |
Mambo #5, Lou Bega |
Only if she Mambos. |
MJ |
| Nadine | Chuck Berry | I'm not familiar with the song, but I think it's probably better to use this song than the Kim Basinger movie to impress a lady named Nadine. | NadinePhyllis |
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Nancy |
Rocky Racoon, The Beatles For Nancy, Peter Yorn |
The Beatles tune is not much romantically, I'm afraid, but a nice song for the special lady named McGill, who calls herself Lil, but everyone knows as Nancy. ME thinks the Yorn tune is brilliant. |
MJ, ME |
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Nicole |
Darling Nicky, Prince and the Revolution |
Uh... no. No, no, not on your life. |
MJ |
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Pamela |
Polythene Pam, The Beatles Mambo #5, Lou Bega |
The Beatles tune may be the perfect song for Pamela Anderson, but otherwise beware. |
MJ |
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Paula |
Paula, Paul and Paula |
Absolutely! It's as romantic as a pair of singers with the cutsy names Paul and Paula. |
Henry L. |
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Peaches |
Peaches, The Stranglers |
ME says this is the perfect tune in case you meet Bob Geldof's daughter. |
ME |
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Peggy |
Peggy Sue, Buddy Holly Peg, Steely Dan |
Buddy's song is a safe bet coming from a hip cat romeo. Peg is perfect if the lady's favorite color is blue. |
MJ |
| Polly | Polly, Nirvana | Only for a woman who's a big Nirvana fan. | ME |
| Prudence | Dear Prudence, The Beatles | I suspect this falls into the, "Everyone sings that song to me" category. Try "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band instead. | Hal H. |
| Rhiannon | Rhiannon, Fleetwood Mac | I say sure. I don't know what Stevie Nicks is singing about, but she sounds great singing it. | Kayleigh Green |
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Rhonda |
Help Me, Rhonda, The Beach Boys |
Maybe; "Help me Rhonda (yeah) get her out of my heart," is nice, but it doesn't make Rhonda feel very special. |
MJ |
| Rio | Rio, Duran Duran | "Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand..." Where the heck did these nice British boys find a woman named Rio? | Hal H. |
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Rita |
Lovely Rita Metermaid, The Beatles Mambo #5, Lou Bega |
Well, the Beatles' song is a nice tune, but you might want to stop the record after the bit about taking some tea with me. |
MJ |
| Robin | Rockin' Robin, The Jackson Five | It's a little bit sappy, but I guess it'll do. | Robin and Robbie Bruncher |
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Rosanne |
Rosanne, Toto |
Why not? It's a great song, and there doesn't seem to be a good or bad message being passed on. |
MJ |
| Rosalyn | Sweet Rosalyn, Sheryl Crow | If the lyric, "Sweet Rosalyn, sometimes you gotta give in," matches your intentions, go for it. | MJ |
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Rosemary |
Scarborough Fair, Simon and Garfunkel |
Only if the lady is also into parsley, sage, and thyme. |
MJ |
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Roxanne |
Roxanne, The Police |
Depends on the woman. The chorus sounds OK, just stay away from the bits about the "Red Light" and "Sell You Body to the Night." |
MJ |
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Ruby |
Ruby, Kenny Rogers Ruby Tuesday, Rolling Stones Ruby, Kaiser Chiefs |
Kenny: Good for a country couple, focusing on the lyric, "Ruby - don't take your love to town." As to Rolling Stones, I'd say probably not since he's saying good bye to Ruby T. ME says the Kaiser Chiefs are sure to impress. |
MJ Mike K. ME |
| Sacha | Games without Frontiers, Peter Gabriel | You'll have to figure it out for yourself; I can't decide. | Pat G. |
| Sadie | Sexy Sadie, The Beatles | As the ad says, "When a silly moment becomes the right moment..." | Hal H. |
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Sally |
Mustang Sally, The Commitments (and others) Sally (Be My Girl), The Police Lay Down Sally, Eric Clapton |
For "Mustang Sally," only if you're courting Sally Ride. For the Police, no way, no how. For Mr. Clapton, only if you are feeling lucky, so to speak. |
MJ MJ Mike K. |
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Sandra |
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Olivia Newton-John Mambo #5, Lou Bega |
Neither is terrific, but at least Mambo #5 is upbeat. |
MJ |
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Sarah |
Sarah, Fleetwood Mac Welcome to the Room, Sarah, Fleetwood Mac Sara Smile, Hall and Oates |
I'd stick with Hall and Oates; very romantic. |
MJ |
| Sarah Jane | Me and Sarah Jane, Genesis | The lyrics talk about a coming ice age and the pain of relationships; I'd say stick with one of the "Sarah's" above. | Hal H. |
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Savannah |
Savannah, Shooter Jennings |
I've never heard it, so I'll leave the use of this song to the user's discretion. |
Jeff R. |
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Shannon |
Shannon, Henry Gross |
It's a great song if you like high-pitched vocals. |
Henry L. |
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Sharona |
My Sharona, The Knack |
Not if you're over 16, and even teenagers may want to think twice. |
MJ |
| Sheila | Sheila, Tommy Roe | Only if the woman in question has blue eyes and a pony tail. | David G. |
| Shelly | Shelly Brown, Shack | ME says this song is brilliant | ME |
| Sherry | Sherry, Frankie Vali and the Four Seasons | How can anyone not like a song with the lyrics, "Mmm, you look so fine"? | Hal H. |
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Stella |
Stella, The Tubes |
Only if your name is Stanley Kowalski... |
MJ |
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Sue / |
Runaround Sue, Donnovan Muskrat Love, The Captain and Tennille Susan, Buckinghams Inside Susan, Pulp |
Are you nuts (for Donnovan)? Only if you want to end the relationship, and right quick at that. Muskrat Love is much better, as long as the lady in question doesn't mind being compared to varmit. I don't know anything about the Buckingham's or Pulp's song, so I'll leave that to the users to decide. |
MJ Hal H. Henry L. ME |
| Suki | Games without Frontiers, Peter Gabriel | You'll have to figure it out for yourself; I can't decide. | Pat G. |
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Suzanne |
Fire and Rain, James Taylor Wake Up Little Suzy, Everly Brothers O Susanna, traditional |
Stay away from James T. (She's dead in the song, dude.) "Wake up," isn't too romantic, but it is a nice teen rebellion motif. And "O Susanna," only for those moving to Alabama with their banjo. |
MJ |
| Taylor | Taylor, Jack Johnson | Very romantic if you don't listen to the words. If you do, not so much so. | MJ |
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Tina |
Mambo #5, Lou Bega |
Only if the lady in question Mambos. |
MJ |
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Tracy |
Tracy, The Cuff Links |
Reaching deep into the way back file for this one; you'll have to make up your own mind. |
Henry L. |
| Valerie | Valerie, Steve
Winwood Valerie, The Zutons / Amy Winehouse |
For Steve W., sure; why not? ME thinks the other song is a bit cliched. | MJ ME |
| Venus | Venus, Bobby Vee (or Bananarama) | Maybe, maybe. It's a catchy tune, anyhow. | Henry L. |
| Vera | Vera, Pink Floyd | As Hal says, "It's from The Wall, so romance is out of the question." Unless we're talking about "Young Lust..." | Hal H. |
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Veronica |
Veronica, Elvis Costello |
Sure; why not? |
MJ |
| Victoria | Victoria, The Kinks | The submitter says it's great for women who like to hear their name repeated repetitively. | VL |
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Virginia |
Only the Good Die Young, Billy Joel Virginia, Train |
Tell you what. Call up Mr. Joel, and if he says it worked for him, then you try it. Train's song I'm not familiar with, so use at your own risk. |
MJ Hal H. |
| Wendy | Wendy, The Association Wendy, The Beach Boys. |
For the Association: absolutely! Especially if the lady in question has stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies. And then, the Beach Boys are sort of an acquired taste, I'll let you decide that one for yourself. | Rich D. Henry L. |
| Yoko | The Ballad of John and Yoko, The Beatles Be My Yoko Ono, Barenaked Ladies |
Which one you choose depends on if you are staying at the Amsterdam Hilton or not... | MJ Hal H. |