50 Ways to Leave your Lover (Women's)
Paul Simon had a decent hit with the tune, "50 Ways to Leave your Lover." I really like the song, but Paul shortchanged us on the ways there are to leave your lover. I don't doubt him, mind you, I just think between myself and the Internet community we should be able to verify there really are 50 ways to leave your lover.
Now that the men's list is complete, this list is just for women's names. Nothing crude, please. E-mail your suggestions here, including what name or e-mail address you'd like me to post with your suggestion. If I receive more than 50, I'll post more than 50:
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Way to Leave your Lover |
Who Wrote It |
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Just slip out the back, Jack-ie |
Mary Jane |
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Make a new plan, Fran |
Mary Jane |
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No need to be coy, Joy |
Mary Jane |
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Hop on the train, Loraine (no need to explain) |
Mary Jane |
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Just drop off the key, Felicity (and get yourself free) |
Mary Jane |
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Don't blame me, Amy |
Amy C. |
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Just jump in the Honda, Rhonda |
Mary Jane |
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Walk out the door, Dior |
Mary Jane |
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Take the Staten Island Ferry, Mary |
Mary Jane |
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Run away in a blur, Jennifer |
Mary Jane |
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Get up and flee, Marie |
Mary Jane |
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Run for the hills, Jill |
Mary Jane |
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Pick a new mate, Kate |
Mary Jane |
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Just let yourself go, Flo |
Mary Jane |
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Just walk away, Renee |
Bob Calilli |
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Hit 'em with a knee, Marie |
Mary Jane |
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Hop in your LeBaron, Sharon |
StevenT.com |
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Start up the Hemi, Demi |
StevenT.com |
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Get to Manilla, Priscilla |
StevenT.com |
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Goodbye to an era, Farrah |
StevenT.com |
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